1. "The cucumber has left the salad."

2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out."

3. "Your soldier ain't so unknown now."

4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells."

5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!"

6. "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

7. "You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary."

8. "You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons."

9. "I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?"

10. "Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis."

I cracked up
Speaking of unzipped flies, it reminded me of a joke you might find funny I read on another forum:

A well dressed lady stood waiting for the bus on a warm clear
afternoon in Chicago. When the bus stopped, she became aware
that her skirt was too tight for her to raise her leg enough
to step onto the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that
it would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind
her to unzip her skirt a little more, for the 2nd time attempted
the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raised her leg.
With another little smile to the driver, she again reached
behind a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the
step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be samaritan and
yelled, 'How dare you touch my body, I don't even know who
you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well Ma'am, normally I would
agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I
kinda figured we were friends'.

And wheres your letter to yourself? Yeah, I got a kick out of reading that thread.