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Adult Venom _ Adult Jokes _ Afternoon Quickie

Posted by: toto Aug 2 2011, 01:07 AM

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are making whoopie."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

Posted by: Dianna.Anglin Jan 10 2015, 07:59 AM

LMAO yes I like it toooooo,

PS can I have a quickie for tea lol

Regards
Clint

Posted by: Alias_123 Dec 20 2015, 04:24 PM

its so funny that I found this site today and I just heard this joke 2 weeks ago lol I died when I heard that one ahahaha.... nothing better then comedy to make someones day

Posted by: Franksporp Apr 6 2019, 06:55 AM

I'm pretty sure this guy was banned for being a pervert and encouraging sexual harassment.